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The Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC) launched a competition to work out how the robbers got away with the gold at the end of the 1969 heist film, which sees their bus teetering over the edge of an Alpine road on its way to Switzerland.
Competition winner John Godwin said it took him an afternoon to figure out the solution, suggesting the crooks would have needed to break the windows at the back to reduce weight, break two windows at the front and hold one gang member upside down out of the window to deflate the front tires and stabilise the vehicle.
They would then need to drain the rear fuel tank through an access panel at the bottom of the bus while the gang members left one by one from the front, collecting stones to replace their weight.
The gang would keep adding stones until someone can safely go to the rear to retrieve the gold.
Godwin said gathering the information he needed for his equations, like the fuel efficiency of a 1964 Bedford VAL14 or the price of gold in 1968 to establish the weight of the haul, was easy. “The Internet’s a great place,” he said.
RSC Chief Executive Richard Pike said the competition was aimed at “promoting science and chemistry to a wider audience in an entertaining way,” adding that some 2,000 people had tried their hand at extricating Croker’s gang.
He said other solutions included burning the asphalt to glue the bus to the road or dissolving the gold with acid.
Lean on Me. Your man stands facing you as you squat on a bed or chair with your back to him. Lean on his chest as he steadies you by placing his hands under your rump. He then enters you from behind.
Why you should love this position. Leaning back on his chest with his biceps bracing your weight, you’ll feel totally taken care of — and he’ll feel more studly than a first-string stallion. Plus, this position gives him deep access combined with more of a grinding motion than the usual from-behind fast thrusting. Once you have the rhythm down, change it up a little. So long as he can support you in his weakened state, have him take half a step back. Changing the angle will alter where his penis hits your vaginal walls, enhancing your climax by drawing it out.
Want this position as an Iphone Wallpaper? Click here to view and download the January Position of the Week.
Download Instructions Save the images to a folder on your desktop, then from iTunes sync the wallpapers from that particular folder.
Then from your iPhone goto Settings>Wallpaper>Photo Library and choose the Position of the Week image… hey presto!
Download Instructions from your iPhone. Visit www.topbuzza.com/blog from your Apple iPhone click and hold on the image, a dialogue box will appear and prompt you to save the image, touch yes, goto your Photos app and view the image and use the ‘View as Wallpaper’ to get this weeks position on your screen. Enjoy and remember to share the loving!!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example…..
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’
I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.
Okay, they say the way to a persons heart is through their stomach. In respect of that we are giving away a secret here that will hopefully help you on your third or fourth date when you have finally plucked up the courage to show off your cooking skills. So, if you are no way a Masterchef, then here’s a couple of fantastic recipes that will certainly help get you laid!
Topbuzza Bread Salad with a Twist.(This will easily serve two!) What you’ll need.
A Nice Virgin Olive Oil
Crusty Loaf (a couple of days old works best!)
Vine Tomatoes
Red Onion
Parsley
Lime
Sugar
What you need to do.
Break the bread up into reasonable sized chunks, (you should only need two to three thick slices.)
Slice the onion into small thin slices
Slice the vine tomatoes into little thin wedges
Sling all those ingredients into a serving dish of your choice and toss (the ingredients!)
Sprinkle a good measure of sugar over ingredients in the dish (about one teaspoon)
Cut the lime in half and squeeze over all the ingredients
Toss again to get a good even mix going on
Pour a good glug of Virgin Olive Oil over the whole salad
Put into the fridge to chill until ready to serve
When you are ready to serve, chop some parsley into little bits and sprinkle over the top of the salad
Serve as small starter or side dish.
Topbuzza Lamb Burgers What you’ll need.
500gms on Minced Lamb
1 Lemon
Dijon Mustard
Tzatziki sauce
Salt and Pepper
Crusty Rolls x 4
Tomato
Rocket Salad
What you need to do.
Preheat the oven to 200°C, fan 180°C, gas 6.
Grate (or blend) two of the bread rolls to make breadcrumbs.
In a bowl, combine the breadcrumbs, 500g lamb mince, some lemon zest, a teaspoon of dijon mustard and a generous pinch of rock salt and black pepper.
Shape into four burger patties and chill for at least 30 minutes.
Griddle or fry the burgers for 4 minutes on each side, until cooked thoroughly and piping hot
Lightly toast your remaining 2 bread rolls.
Pop each burger into a toasted roll with a touch of rocket, top with a couple of slices of tomato and a splodge of tzatziki
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Hot Hot Tub. Take the opportunity of your man in this great position from Topbuzza this week. Whilst he is sat back on the bench of the spa straddle him facingforwards and lower yourself onto him using his shoulders to support you and while you keep your knees bent and feet flat to the seat ride back, forth, up and down.
Why you should love this position. The warmth of the spa and the unending bubbles are not the only thing that will send shivers up your spine. The space between both your bodies gives you the ultimate watching experience through the rippling water.
Want this position as an Iphone Wallpaper? Click here to view and download the January Position of the Week.
Download Instructions Save the images to a folder on your desktop, then from iTunes sync the wallpapers from that particular folder.
Then from your iPhone goto Settings>Wallpaper>Photo Library and choose the Position of the Week image… hey presto!
Download Instructions from your iPhone. Visit www.topbuzza.com/blog from your Apple iPhone click and hold on the image, a dialogue box will appear and prompt you to save the image, touch yes, goto your Photos app and view the image and use the ‘View as Wallpaper’ to get this weeks position on your screen. Enjoy and remember to share the loving!!
You have booked your Snowboard break to the Alps and have told the better half you’ve spent a bit of cash ’splashing out’ on a new Burton Snowboard, but little do they know you’ll be grinding, waxing and carrying around with you these beauty’s!
The Burton Love Series is a collaboration between Burton and the very saucy Playboy.
Burton got together with Playboy to work on an entire collaborative collection this season and Former Playboy cover girls have been placed on snowboards, bindings and also on the inner lining of a Ronin Jacket. Released worldwide, the collection is turning heads and has even managed to have a protest outside Burton HQ to which the snow adoring company have decided that of course, ‘Its art’ and will not be changing the line up at all!
We agree, these boards will certainly be turning heads, whether it be your skills on the piste or the hot babes on your snowboard!
Floats yer Boat. If you are lucky enough to be having a winter sun break then take advantage of this weeks Position of the Week. In shallow water climb onto a well inflated lilo or raft and lie onto your stomach with your bum and legs dangling over the edge… now, your man, as if pushing a gorgeous wheelbarrow should grab your legs and enter you. With this particular pose, he can then pull you incredibly deep for great penetration.
Why you should love this position. Because your partner has control in this position he can lift you up slightly to vary the angle of penetration plus because you can’t see him this makes his next move all the more thrilling.
Want this position as an Iphone Wallpaper? Click here to view and download the January Position of the Week.
Download Instructions Save the images to a folder on your desktop, then from iTunes sync the wallpapers from that particular folder.
Then from your iPhone goto Settings>Wallpaper>Photo Library and choose the Position of the Week image… hey presto!
Download Instructions from your iPhone. Visit www.topbuzza.com/blog from your Apple iPhone click and hold on the image, a dialogue box will appear and prompt you to save the image, touch yes, goto your Photos app and view the image and use the ‘View as Wallpaper’ to get this weeks position on your screen. Enjoy and remember to share the loving!!
For a long time now vibrators have been the main stead of the female sex toy collection and over the years they have been refined and redesigned into very stylish and sophisticated objects. Not so for the boys, most sex toys for men leave a lot to be desired until now. Meet the Monkey Spanker a brand new vibrating masturbator for men!
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