In the world according to Wikipedia, Twitter is a “free social networking and micro-blogging service that allows its users to send updates (otherwise known as “tweets”) which are text-based posts of up to 140 characters in length.”
But how do you explain that to someone who has no idea of what an email is let alone tweeting or twittering?
Maybe try this for size, Twitter is a free online service which allows you to send a message to all of your friends at the same time. Your Twitter friends will then receive a message on their mobile phone or computer each time you send a new message…… easy!

Its all about letting people know what you are up to with your normal day to day life, whether its mowing the lawn, reading a book or chatting up the guy down at the supermarket… people really are wanting to know!
These little insights into your life are displayed a short bite sized pieces which you enter into Twitter like a daily blog, from there you can also find friends and have people or businesses ‘follow’ you as you paint a picture of your daily activities.

Its about instant information. Twitter users are all tweeting information as it happens and before it can be elegantly written up into a blog post or news article. It’s like tapping into a collective word-of-mouth source with the ability to spread instantly.

So if you want to know which sex toy Topbuzza are reviewing this week or which elevator Stephen Fry is stuck in today then all of this information will be on Twitter first. If you work in the media, the tech industry or like being the first to know things, then Twitter is a very valuable information tool.

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Mark it down, cross the days off, and keep your calendar open on March 14th. As many of you may or may not know, guys don’t have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display their fondness and undying love to their significant other by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started getting depressed.

The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.

Archeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumored that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.

The holiday was forgotten for many years and it seemed that this storied event was destined for the forgotten pages of history.

It was during the Age of Enlightenment that a young French merchant heard the tales of Steak and Blowjob Day and was set to resurrect the holiday. Many claim that the man had never received a blowjob before and he had a craving for a steak. After a hastily organized campaign the holiday became a staple of French culture. It was during this time that the holiday was celebrated on its current day of March 14th.

The holiday seemed to be everlasting during its heyday, but like many things, Steak and Blowjob Day was about the go through another dark period. It is rumored that Napoleon Bonaparte banned the holiday because he was unable to sustain an erection. Anyone caught enjoying the holiday’s activities were sent to the guillotine. Many French began to refer to the blowjob as “giving head”, due this cruel and unusual punishment, the term is still used today by some.

Due mostly to fear, Steak and Blowjob Day began to disappear again. An underground movement started in England, a movement to restart the excitement of Steak and Blowjob Day, this time it would be on the other side of the world and few would know.

Upon arriving in the New World the secret society used subtle marketing and some political connections in Washington to get the word out about the holiday. Many women were upset that Steak and Blowjob Day was not fair, that they wanted a holiday. The solution was simple, to create a holiday tailored to the American female population, thus the creation of Valentines Day.

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