Star Trek the Porno

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Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock will fulfill many Star Trek fans’ wildest fantasies when they stage a threesome with Lt. Uhura in the porn movie adaptation of the sci-fi series. Kirk and Uhura shocked TV viewers in the 1960s when they shared the first bi-racial kiss on TV - but X-rated moviemaker Axel Braun goes far beyond the final frontier for Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX movie.

And he’s sure actors Evan Stone (Kirk) and Tony DeSergio’s (Spock) threeway with Jada Fire’s Uhura will be a highlight of the new DVD, which will be released on the same day as J.J. Abrams’ new Star Trek movie.

Braun says, “There are five sex scenes in the film but I’m sure the Spock, Kirk and Uhura scene will be one a lot of Trek fans will be keen to see.”

And the director insists he has not set out to poke fun at Trekkers with his new film - he’s taking it very seriously.

He tells WENN, “I was a big fan and I think the fans who see this DVD will be pleasantly surprised.

“The cast knows this is not something to be taken lightly - Evan, who is one of the world’s top porn stars, agreed to cut off his famous blonde hair and dye it dark to play Kirk and Tony DeSergio shaved his eyebrows to play Spock.

“Sasha Grey, who is a pin-up in the porn world, even agreed to wear vulcan ears for this.”

And the plot is deadly serious - the Star Trek crew stumble across a spaceship and find the bodies of the villainous Khan and two alien slaves in suspended animation. Captain Kirk and his crew bring the trio onboard the Enterprise, where Khan attempts to take control after seducing the spaceship’s historian.

Braun adds, “This isn’t a spoof. I have never wanted to mix comedy with sex.”

The director admits he never approached any of the original Star Trek castmembers to appear in his sex movie - but he’ll be sending them all a copy of the This Ain’t Star Trek XXX DVD.

Source. Yahoo

Latchkey Boy has Landed

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The long awaited formation of latchkey boy has landed with a thud, did the earth move for you….? We bet it most certainly did!  Heavily influenced by jazz and dub, Ray Thackeray leads the way with his stylish guitar rifts and catchy hooks as the bass leaves a shudder down your spine, and a great foundation to propel the latchkey sound, Mike Hall plays with an unbelievable feel, laid back, cool and a star in the making. Tom Hall at only 15 plays drums with a great touch and leaves ample space for the latchkey music to grow, strong vocals, great stage presence and charisma to match, Sean Dillon completes the mix. Theres a chance right now to visit myspace and listen to the fantastic music that Latchkey Boy is producing including Every Cloud, Common Thread, Lucky Charm and a raw live version of 5115 by visiting www.myspace.com/latchkeyboy

New Yorkers Flash Mob

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Big Brother - Celeb or Not?

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Gracing our screens with its controversy, sexyness, and down right crazyness is this years Celebrity Big Brother.
Already the bookies are beginning the stakes with who will be crowned The Winner of BB, the first to be evicted and on what day the whole show gets canned!
We all get drawn into the shananigans of these last chance celebs, but due to last years racism row involving Jade Goody the Channel 4 bosses have axed the 24 hour coverage and are not taking any chances this year and are hoping the chopped down version is going to keep the British public glued to their sofas night after night.

So, who do we expect to see this year? Channel 4 have managed to keep it all under wraps for this years antics and mayhem but, rumour has it that Whitney Houston may be making an appearance along with the host from 80’s The Word, Terry Christian and Liberty X’s Michelle Heaton, but don’t take this as gospel!

Get your eviction banners ready and let the fun begin.
Celebrity Big Brother Launch starts at 9pm on Channel 4 on the 2nd of January 2009.

The Office Party Do’s and Dont’s

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The office Christmas party conjures up images of drunk colleagues, uncomfortable ‘secret Santas’ and business banter with the office bore. So is it any wonder that so many people start looking for a job in the New Year?  And why does the line ‘What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day’ sound so familiar to you?

The annual office party can boost your career but, it can also break it. Here are some dos and dont’s of office Christmas party etiquette aimed to keep your job, reputation and dignity in one piece.

You should attend. Your office party is not an optional event. Even if you disdain the thought of spending a whole evening with the people you work with every day, it’s a good idea to make an appearance. It shows that you are part of the team.

Don’t dress inappropriately. But do dress professionally. The venue will determine the dress code so make sure you know what it is. But look as sexy as you possibly can.

Do some schmoozing. Parties are a good time to talk to people you wouldn’t normally come across and, of course, the boss. This could help you in the long run in terms of forging alliances, helping to get things done or just raising your profile. But of course…

… Don’t talk shop. Do you want to be seen as the office bore? The office party gives you the chance to get to know people as people not just ‘Steve from accounts’.

Do drink in moderation. Excessive drinking is the number one cause of office party ‘incidents’. Remember, it is a marathon not a sprint and it is likely that you will have a long evening ahead of you. But, by the time you realise this you may have already consumed enough alcohol to sink a battleship and not quite be with it. Stick to your limit, drink slowly or alternate between alcohol and water and, if it’s too late for that, then switch to soft drinks and mince pies. And resist the temptation to indulge in tequila shots or flaming drambuie or you may end up losing your pants along with your inhibitions!

Don’t leave too soon. Tequila slammers with the girls from HR may be more appealing than your department’s party. But, unless you have made a holy show of yourself, stay for at least a couple of hours even if it is the most boring party ever. After all, it’s your boss that you need to impress when it comes to getting a promotion.

Above all, enjoy the party. Strive to be remembered for the right reasons and not for your lustful antics or David Brent dancing.

And don’t sit on the photocopier with no knickers on!

Facebook Dating? Poke Me First!

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Internet dating, speed dating, MySpace (who? unless you have a band and a gaggle of groupies) is the be all and end all of a relationship, gone are the days of sex texting, we now have an epidemic on our hands, Facebook and the power it has to find out what our ex is upto at the weekend, who’s wall you’ve written a saucy comment on and whether you can Poke your partners best friend or friends…. we’ve all been there, lets face it! But, Facebook does have its positive points and here just for you are some reasons to sign up!
Firstly, and most importantly its free. Get your profile picture correct and let the friend requests pile up. You have all the options to give as much or as little away as you possibly like on your profile status, through email, message boxes, walls and comments on others status’.
This particular social network has groups dedicated to ‘I’m addicted to Facebook’ and surveys have found that we are cruising around the blue themed site for an average of 5.3 hours per month.
Maintenance of this freebie online dating is so simple and approaching the opposite sex can be a doddle if you play your cards right.

So, you’ve set up your profile, uploaded your (best) picture, and filled in all the relevant boxes…. so get Poking, (and now theres Poke Pro), the easiest way to begin climbing the dating ladder. On the return poke back, which is more than certain, add a little message, anything slightly witty would be suffice, its not tennis, so by all means don’t start a poking rally and at a stage where you think the timing is right, throw in the odd event or hint to what club you’ll be at on the following Saturday to finally get the face to face meeting flowing and who knows, free dating could be the way forward?

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