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The long awaited formation of latchkey boy has landed with a thud, did the earth move for you….? We bet it most certainly did!  Heavily influenced by jazz and dub, Ray Thackeray leads the way with his stylish guitar rifts and catchy hooks as the bass leaves a shudder down your spine, and a great foundation to propel the latchkey sound, Mike Hall plays with an unbelievable feel, laid back, cool and a star in the making. Tom Hall at only 15 plays drums with a great touch and leaves ample space for the latchkey music to grow, strong vocals, great stage presence and charisma to match, Sean Dillon completes the mix. Theres a chance right now to visit myspace and listen to the fantastic music that Latchkey Boy is producing including Every Cloud, Common Thread, Lucky Charm and a raw live version of 5115 by visiting www.myspace.com/latchkeyboy

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example…..

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.  Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each outfit.’
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, ‘WHAT?’
I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

Gracing our screens with its controversy, sexyness, and down right crazyness is this years Celebrity Big Brother.
Already the bookies are beginning the stakes with who will be crowned The Winner of BB, the first to be evicted and on what day the whole show gets canned!
We all get drawn into the shananigans of these last chance celebs, but due to last years racism row involving Jade Goody the Channel 4 bosses have axed the 24 hour coverage and are not taking any chances this year and are hoping the chopped down version is going to keep the British public glued to their sofas night after night.

So, who do we expect to see this year? Channel 4 have managed to keep it all under wraps for this years antics and mayhem but, rumour has it that Whitney Houston may be making an appearance along with the host from 80’s The Word, Terry Christian and Liberty X’s Michelle Heaton, but don’t take this as gospel!

Get your eviction banners ready and let the fun begin.
Celebrity Big Brother Launch starts at 9pm on Channel 4 on the 2nd of January 2009.

Internet dating, speed dating, MySpace (who? unless you have a band and a gaggle of groupies) is the be all and end all of a relationship, gone are the days of sex texting, we now have an epidemic on our hands, Facebook and the power it has to find out what our ex is upto at the weekend, who’s wall you’ve written a saucy comment on and whether you can Poke your partners best friend or friends…. we’ve all been there, lets face it! But, Facebook does have its positive points and here just for you are some reasons to sign up!
Firstly, and most importantly its free. Get your profile picture correct and let the friend requests pile up. You have all the options to give as much or as little away as you possibly like on your profile status, through email, message boxes, walls and comments on others status’.
This particular social network has groups dedicated to ‘I’m addicted to Facebook’ and surveys have found that we are cruising around the blue themed site for an average of 5.3 hours per month.
Maintenance of this freebie online dating is so simple and approaching the opposite sex can be a doddle if you play your cards right.

So, you’ve set up your profile, uploaded your (best) picture, and filled in all the relevant boxes…. so get Poking, (and now theres Poke Pro), the easiest way to begin climbing the dating ladder. On the return poke back, which is more than certain, add a little message, anything slightly witty would be suffice, its not tennis, so by all means don’t start a poking rally and at a stage where you think the timing is right, throw in the odd event or hint to what club you’ll be at on the following Saturday to finally get the face to face meeting flowing and who knows, free dating could be the way forward?

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