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Mark it down, cross the days off, and keep your calendar open on March 14th. As many of you may or may not know, guys don’t have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display their fondness and undying love to their significant other by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started getting depressed.
The exact origins of Steak and Blowjob Day are not exactly known to many, but there are many scholars who claim the holiday was originally created by the Romans to celebrate the harvest of beef and was set coincide with a full moon.
Archeologists have found ancient scrolls that describe the primitive traditions of the day we now refer to as Steak and Blowjob Day. Many believe the Romans declared the holiday as a day of relaxation, it is rumored that the Roman Empire fell because of too much steak and too much blowjob during one Steak and Blowjob Day gone wrong.
The holiday was forgotten for many years and it seemed that this storied event was destined for the forgotten pages of history.
It was during the Age of Enlightenment that a young French merchant heard the tales of Steak and Blowjob Day and was set to resurrect the holiday. Many claim that the man had never received a blowjob before and he had a craving for a steak. After a hastily organized campaign the holiday became a staple of French culture. It was during this time that the holiday was celebrated on its current day of March 14th.
The holiday seemed to be everlasting during its heyday, but like many things, Steak and Blowjob Day was about the go through another dark period. It is rumored that Napoleon Bonaparte banned the holiday because he was unable to sustain an erection. Anyone caught enjoying the holiday’s activities were sent to the guillotine. Many French began to refer to the blowjob as “giving head”, due this cruel and unusual punishment, the term is still used today by some.
Due mostly to fear, Steak and Blowjob Day began to disappear again. An underground movement started in England, a movement to restart the excitement of Steak and Blowjob Day, this time it would be on the other side of the world and few would know.
Upon arriving in the New World the secret society used subtle marketing and some political connections in Washington to get the word out about the holiday. Many women were upset that Steak and Blowjob Day was not fair, that they wanted a holiday. The solution was simple, to create a holiday tailored to the American female population, thus the creation of Valentines Day.
Source www.steakandablowjobday.com
Feb 17
Okay, the recession is creating havoc in the UK, its a really stressful time, bills are mounting up, theres alot of worrying times ahead, unless you can think of a career change and what more of a crucial time than the best job in the world to come up!
More than 18,000 people from nearly 200 countries have applied for the “best job in the world,” hoping to earn good money for lazing around on an Australian island. The deadline for applications for the post of “caretaker” of tropical Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef looms on Sunday and the competition is already tough, the Queensland state government have mentioned on various web sites.
Tourism Queensland spokeswoman Nicole McNaughton said that they been really overwhelmed by the lengths people are going to to draw attention to their applications, potential applicants have sent out press releases, sourced their own media coverage and established websites dedicated to their applications almost in a Big Brother style audition.
Candidates for this position are required to create a video application in English of up to one minute explaining why they are uniquely qualified for the job.
The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (about £80,000) for six months and includes free airfares from the successful candidate’s home country to the white sands and clear waters of Hamilton Island.
In return, the winner will be expected to have as much fun as he or she can, soaking up the sun, swimming, snorkeling, sailing and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.
The successful candidate - who will stay in a multi-million-dollar three-bedroom beach home-must be over 18, a “fantastic and charismatic” communicator, and able to speak and write English.
The campaign is a key element in a drive to promote the northeastern Australian state’s 18-billion-dollar a year tourism industry during the tough global economic climate, officials say.
A shortlist of 50 applicants will be announced on March 2, the final 11 candidates will be flown to the island for interviews from May 3, and the winner will be announced on May 6, Tourism Queensland said in a statement.
So do you think you are up for it, fancy a change, a real big change that is, then pop along to www.islandreefjob.com and start penning that resignation letter.
Feb 05
Valentines Day is approaching and theres still time to organise a great way of surprising your loved one, but a Customer insight by High Street jeweller H Samuel found that Britons prefer using original rather than traditional nicknames after they reviewed their anonymous online gifting service for Valentine’s Day.
Among the more popular nicknames this year are Sexy Pig, Squidgy and Poo Face, showing that the traditional British self-deprecating humour prevails amongst couples.
Other amusing nicknames include Chubby Cheeks, Nuzzle Buddy, Naughty Monster and Fatty Bum Bum. The nicknames are reminiscent of Duckface, the name Hugh Grant dubbed Anna Chancellor in Four Weddings and a Funeral; and Chubs, the nickname Bill Nighy gave his stocky manager, played by Gregor Fischer in Love Actually. H Samuel launched its Valentine’s Day service two years ago and has since seen a rise in personalised messages, rather than traditional ones ending in mysterious aliases. “When it comes to romance Brits are less Casanova and more Carry On,” said Nicky Brown, head of e-commerce at H Samuel.co.uk.
“It may be about the stiff upper lip and our discomfort at expressing too much emotion.
“Many people would rather sidestep the obvious ‘beautiful’ and ‘babes’ to tease someone instead.”
“Sarcasm also plays a big part when it comes to love names such as calling someone ugly when they are really beautiful.”
So here are the Top 10 funniest love names:
Sexy Pig
Poo face
Sausage
Chubby cheeks
Monkey boy
Naughty monster
Munchkin
Nuzzle buddy
Fatty bum bum
Lobster
Source: dailymail.co.uk
Jan 24
The Royal Society of Chemistry (RSC) launched a competition to work out how the robbers got away with the gold at the end of the 1969 heist film, which sees their bus teetering over the edge of an Alpine road on its way to Switzerland.
Competition winner John Godwin said it took him an afternoon to figure out the solution, suggesting the crooks would have needed to break the windows at the back to reduce weight, break two windows at the front and hold one gang member upside down out of the window to deflate the front tires and stabilise the vehicle.
They would then need to drain the rear fuel tank through an access panel at the bottom of the bus while the gang members left one by one from the front, collecting stones to replace their weight.
The gang would keep adding stones until someone can safely go to the rear to retrieve the gold.
Godwin said gathering the information he needed for his equations, like the fuel efficiency of a 1964 Bedford VAL14 or the price of gold in 1968 to establish the weight of the haul, was easy. “The Internet’s a great place,” he said.
RSC Chief Executive Richard Pike said the competition was aimed at “promoting science and chemistry to a wider audience in an entertaining way,” adding that some 2,000 people had tried their hand at extricating Croker’s gang.
He said other solutions included burning the asphalt to glue the bus to the road or dissolving the gold with acid.
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Dec 19
So Christmas is just around the corner, you’re running out of ideas about what to get the outlaws, and the boyfriend is constantly changing his mind! You’ve had a brainwave… fragrances are easily accessible but which one do you choose, so many to pick?
Well, this one will make you hungry for more, Burger King, the global fast food chain has just released Flame, a mens body spray claiming that they have captured the essence of the famous Whopper and bottled it into a handy sized little spray! Weird you might say, but the tasty spinkler is only available at the moment across the pond at an affordable $3.99 (£2.95).
So as long as your luscious boyfriend is not a vegetarian then treat him to this and see how quickly you fall in love with his Whopper all over again.
To order Flame take a look at www.firemeetsdesire.com and get ready for a scent-sational Christmas!
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