Jun 29
In her Tube. Whilst we are about to have a mo-fo of a heatwave here in the UK, its probably a good time to have a dip in the pool to cool yourself down.
But, this could turn sexy quite quickly… have your guy sit in an inner tube with his legs dangling over the edge. Then straddle his lap while facing him, and slowly lower yourself onto his penis with your hands on his shoulders or the tube for support. Once he’s inside you, begin to rock back and forth. He can intensify the action by grasping your hips to help propel you.
Why you should love this position. This face-to-face position is seriously intimate. Since the tube is hollow in the middle, the splashing water created by your thrusting hits both of your down-there domains, adding to the titillation.
Want this position as an Iphone Wallpaper? Click here to view and download the Position of the Week.
Download Instructions
Save the images to a folder on your desktop, then from iTunes sync the wallpapers from that particular folder.
Then from your iPhone goto Settings>Wallpaper>Photo Library and choose the Position of the Week image… hey presto!
Download Instructions from your iPhone.
Visit www.topbuzza.com/blog from your Apple iPhone click and hold on the image, a dialogue box will appear and prompt you to save the image, touch yes, goto your Photos app and view the image and use the ‘View as Wallpaper’ to get this weeks position on your screen. Enjoy and remember to share the loving!!
Jan 16
Okay, they say the way to a persons heart is through their stomach. In respect of that we are giving away a secret here that will hopefully help you on your third or fourth date when you have finally plucked up the courage to show off your cooking skills. So, if you are no way a Masterchef, then here’s a couple of fantastic recipes that will certainly help get you laid!
Topbuzza Bread Salad with a Twist. (This will easily serve two!)
What you’ll need.
- A Nice Virgin Olive Oil
- Crusty Loaf (a couple of days old works best!)
- Vine Tomatoes
- Red Onion
- Parsley
- Lime
- Sugar
What you need to do.
- Break the bread up into reasonable sized chunks, (you should only need two to three thick slices.)
- Slice the onion into small thin slices
- Slice the vine tomatoes into little thin wedges
- Sling all those ingredients into a serving dish of your choice and toss (the ingredients!)
- Sprinkle a good measure of sugar over ingredients in the dish (about one teaspoon)
- Cut the lime in half and squeeze over all the ingredients
- Toss again to get a good even mix going on
- Pour a good glug of Virgin Olive Oil over the whole salad
- Put into the fridge to chill until ready to serve
- When you are ready to serve, chop some parsley into little bits and sprinkle over the top of the salad
- Serve as small starter or side dish.
Topbuzza Lamb Burgers
What you’ll need.
- 500gms on Minced Lamb
- 1 Lemon
- Dijon Mustard
- Tzatziki sauce
- Salt and Pepper
- Crusty Rolls x 4
- Tomato
- Rocket Salad
What you need to do.
Preheat the oven to 200°C, fan 180°C, gas 6.
- Grate (or blend) two of the bread rolls to make breadcrumbs.
- In a bowl, combine the breadcrumbs, 500g lamb mince, some lemon zest, a teaspoon of dijon mustard and a generous pinch of rock salt and black pepper.
- Shape into four burger patties and chill for at least 30 minutes.
- Griddle or fry the burgers for 4 minutes on each side, until cooked thoroughly and piping hot
- Lightly toast your remaining 2 bread rolls.
- Pop each burger into a toasted roll with a touch of rocket, top with a couple of slices of tomato and a splodge of tzatziki
Enjoy! Get Laid! Done!
Dec 19

So Christmas is just around the corner, you’re running out of ideas about what to get the outlaws, and the boyfriend is constantly changing his mind! You’ve had a brainwave… fragrances are easily accessible but which one do you choose, so many to pick?
Well, this one will make you hungry for more, Burger King, the global fast food chain has just released Flame, a mens body spray claiming that they have captured the essence of the famous Whopper and bottled it into a handy sized little spray! Weird you might say, but the tasty spinkler is only available at the moment across the pond at an affordable $3.99 (£2.95).
So as long as your luscious boyfriend is not a vegetarian then treat him to this and see how quickly you fall in love with his Whopper all over again.
To order Flame take a look at www.firemeetsdesire.com and get ready for a scent-sational Christmas!
Dec 10
Alan Carr has not hesitated in revealing that he would love to snog the How to Look Good Naked host and fashion guru Gok Wan under the mistletoe this Christmas!
But how do you execute the perfect snog to win over the accounts beauty or hunk at the office Christmas Knees Up this year? Here are a few Topbuzza tips to get you prepared for the slow dance.
- Make sure you are kissable. Use a decent lip balm (or cherry chapstick as Katy Perry the saucy songstress sings about!), but by all means if its a first date then no garlic breath
- Pay attention to the signals the other person is giving out too, this can always help the perfect moment even more memorable.
- Don’t kiss if you’re mind is somewhere else, a lot of people expect a kiss to instantly lead to french kissing and hands shifting to inappropriate places, but if you want it to be perfect then concentrate and don’t rush in.
- Don’t press your mouth onto theirs, just relax and let your lips meet and don’t try to push your tongue into their mouth. Once your lips meet, pucker them up and give a kiss, then smile and pull away a little, keeping your head close to your partner’s. If your partner moves to kiss you back or seems to like it and doesn’t pull away, go in for another kiss, this one a little firmer and slightly longer. Put your hands on their face or around their shoulders, but keeping some kind of contact will prolong the right feelings between you both.
- Concentrate on how the other person’s lips are feeling against yours. Respond in a similar way, but don’t overdo it.
- Expect nothing more.
So, who knows, the New Year could bring good things if you feel great, look great and hopefully after taking on board our tips, kiss great! Happy Snogging!
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